My Skip Says I Drink Too Much | Slate Coaster Set | Funny Curler Gift for Men & Women

Listen to the skip—it’s time for a drink. Elevate your game-night vibe with this premium 4-pack of slate coasters, each laser-engraved with the cheeky curling truth: “My Skip Says I Drink Too Much.” Whether you're celebrating a big win or laughing off a tough end, these coasters add the perfect touch of curling humor to your coffee table or home bar.

Why Curlers Love These:

• 🥌 Authentic Insider Humor: Features the iconic "My Skip Says I Drink Too Much" phrase that only true curlers appreciate.
• 💎 Premium Natural Slate: Hand-cut stone provides a rugged, high-end look that fits any home bar or coffee table.
• 🛡️ Surface Protection: Equipped with soft foam feet to ensure your furniture stays scratch-free.
• 🍺 Condensation Ready: Naturally absorbent slate paired with a professional seal means no messy rings on your table.

Product Specifications:

• Material: 100% Natural Slate Stone
• Quantity: Set of 4 coasters
• Dimensions: 4" x 4" (The perfect size for a standard pint or heavy-bottomed glass)
• Craftsmanship: Deeply laser-etched in Canada for a design that never fades or peels.

The Perfect Gift For: Looking for a unique gift for your skip, lead, or the entire team? These are the "heavy hitters" for:

• Bonspiel prizes and trophies
• End-of-season team celebrations
• Curling dad/mom birthday gifts
• Housewarming gifts for the "Ice-obsessed"

Care Instructions: To keep your coasters looking skip-approved, simply wipe with a damp cloth after use. For a deeper clean, use a mild soap. Do not put in the dishwasher. To restore the deep black luster of the slate over time, you can apply a tiny drop of food-grade mineral oil with a soft cloth.