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Hurry Hard | Slate Coaster Set | Funny Curler Gift for Men & Women

Hurry Hard | Slate Coaster Set | Funny Curler Gift for Men & Women

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The most famous words in the game—now on your coffee table. Bring the intensity of the rings to your home bar with our “Hurry Hard” slate coaster set. Whether you're a skip who loves to scream it or a sweeper who’s tired of hearing it, these coasters capture the true spirit and energy of the sport.

Each coaster is expertly laser-etched into natural slate stone, creating a rugged, high-contrast look that stands out in any room. Built to handle the heaviest of "pints" and the hottest of coffees, these coasters are as tough as a 10th-end come-around.

Why Curlers Love These:

  • 🥌 Authentic Insider Humor: Features the iconic "Hurry Hard" phrase that only true curlers appreciate.
  • 💎 Premium Natural Slate: Hand-cut stone provides a rugged, high-end look that fits any home bar or coffee table.
  • 🛡️ Surface Protection: Equipped with soft foam feet to ensure your furniture stays scratch-free.
  • 🍺 Condensation Ready: Naturally absorbent slate paired with a professional seal means no messy rings on your table.

Product Specifications:

  • Material: 100% Natural Slate Stone
  • Quantity: Set of 4 coasters
  • Dimensions: 4" x 4" (The perfect size for a standard pint or heavy-bottomed glass)
  • Craftsmanship: Deeply laser-etched in Canada for a design that never fades or peels.

The Perfect Gift For: Looking for a unique gift for your skip, lead, or the entire team? These are the "heavy hitters" for:

  • Bonspiel prizes and trophies
  • End-of-season team celebrations
  • Curling dad/mom birthday gifts
  • Housewarming gifts for the "Ice-obsessed"

Care Instructions: To keep your coasters looking skip-approved, simply wipe with a damp cloth after use. For a deeper clean, use a mild soap. Do not put in the dishwasher. To restore the deep black luster of the slate over time, you can apply a tiny drop of food-grade mineral oil with a soft cloth.

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