Heavy Hitter | Slate Coaster Set | Funny Curler Gift for Men & Women

For the player who isn't afraid to throw a little weight. Whether you're known for clearing the house or just love a high-energy take-out, our “Heavy Hitter” slate coaster set is built for you. These coasters celebrate the power and impact of the game’s biggest shots, making them a must-have for every aggressive player and back-end specialist.

Crafted from rugged, natural slate and precision-engraved, these coasters are designed to handle whatever you throw at them. They bring a bold, athletic aesthetic to your home bar or coffee table, serving as a constant reminder of that perfect triple-peel.

Why Curlers Love These:

• 🥌 Authentic Insider Humor: Features the iconic "Heavy Hitter" phrase that only true curlers appreciate.
• 💎 Premium Natural Slate: Hand-cut stone provides a rugged, high-end look that fits any home bar or coffee table.
• 🛡️ Surface Protection: Equipped with soft foam feet to ensure your furniture stays scratch-free.
• 🍺 Condensation Ready: Naturally absorbent slate paired with a professional seal means no messy rings on your table.

Product Specifications:

• Material: 100% Natural Slate Stone
• Quantity: Set of 4 coasters
• Dimensions: 4" x 4" (The perfect size for a standard pint or heavy-bottomed glass)
• Craftsmanship: Deeply laser-etched in Canada for a design that never fades or peels.

The Perfect Gift For: Looking for a unique gift for your skip, lead, or the entire team? These are the "heavy hitters" for:

• Bonspiel prizes and trophies
• End-of-season team celebrations
• Curling dad/mom birthday gifts
• Housewarming gifts for the "Ice-obsessed"

Care Instructions: To keep your coasters looking skip-approved, simply wipe with a damp cloth after use. For a deeper clean, use a mild soap. Do not put in the dishwasher. To restore the deep black luster of the slate over time, you can apply a tiny drop of food-grade mineral oil with a soft cloth.